Sing Hallelujah because you can't change anything: Archive

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dirtymouthdirtymind: omg seriously crying is this what black people porn is like

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So there’s no one awake and I keep hearing loud footsteps and clanking in the kitchen, and every time I go and check, no one’s there. YOU AND YOUR DAD ARE BOTH SLEEPING. YOU ARE NEXT TO ME AND I CAN HEAR YOUR DAD SNORING. Okay NOW THERE’S MUMBLING. Alyson your house is haunted and I want to throw up hngg.

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lol guys ive been with are all the same lying, ‘i cant control my hormones because you arent hot enough,’ fake scumbags

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Neon Flower: Rant #324: Vegans. →

neonflower: I don’t get vegans and the whole “Meat is Murder” argument. Why do they question the morality of eating meat? Do they seriously think lions give a shit about how ethical they are when they are about to munch an antelope? For all I know they don’t care about if it’s right or wrong, they just… There are so many things wrong with this rant LMAO. I’ll let my vegan followers...

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SO I tried to break into this guy's house at like...

and so instead i broke into another house and slaughtered the whole family because they have a dead taxidermy goat mount above their fireplace \m/

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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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